no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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