Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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