What a fucking waste of an outfit
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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