Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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