At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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