Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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