David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
accomplished twins. life is a go
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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