The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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