We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize