$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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