I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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