Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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