I forgot how hot balto sounded
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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