Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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