no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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