Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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