Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
