we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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