Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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