We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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