New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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