Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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