Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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