jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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