Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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