Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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