I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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