and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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