Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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