Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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