where am i from again
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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