i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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