that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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