I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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