Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
nut hugger
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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