I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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