on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
