Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So much Jack, so little girl.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
