I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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