i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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