At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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