White coat. Heels.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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