So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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