If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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