well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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