I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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