Yo dont text me then not text me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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