does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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