There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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