she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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