I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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