I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
What happened to fro yo and sex?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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