I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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