Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
vagina is talking i cant
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
